Omegle

Tack vare en viss person som jag inte tänker nämna vid namn så har jag så gott som fastnat framför Omegle.com. Nu har jag chattat med en engelsman i närmare två timmar. Tänkte lägga upp lite roliga samtalsämnen som kom upp. Förbered er på...allt. (Oj, nu fick jag höra att Brittany Murphy har dött (Och nej, det där skulle ni inte förbereda er på))

Stranger: But the Bush´s, Clinton´s and Obama´s are related to the Queen.
I: That´s weird.
Stranger: One big family ruling the world.
I: Maybe it´s because they´re all aliens?
Stranger: Which aliens do you think they are?
I: No idea, I guess they´re just akward.
Stranger: Me too...

Stranger: Actually, I´ve done lots with my life. I´m just wondering where to go now? The economy is on the brink of collapse (so we are told). The UK is in a recession. China wants to take over the world, but Illuminati won´t let them. There is a 2012 theory and aliens have been visiting our planet for thousands of years. My mind feels messed up.
I: Hahahahaha I like you sight on the world!
Stranger: So the question is, what do I do now?
I: Dig a big hole and go to sleep for 30 years and if the world isn´t like you want it to be when you wake up it´s just to go back to sleep again.

Stranger: Nature doesn´t work in the "Survival of the Fittest".
I: Because?
Stranger: It works by harmonising and working co-operatively. If plants started competing with animals and humans, there would be no food to eat and no air to breathe.
I: That´s because plants aren´t supposed to compete with humans?
Stranger: Competition causes greed.
I: No but if a bear needs one plant to survive and there are two bears but only one plant, they will start to compete to get the plant and the fittest will probably win.
Stranger: Bears also like honey.
I: Haha!
Stranger: I like bears.

I: Last money were spent on the popcorns today...
Stranger: You could have done without that.
I: Come on, the movie´s almost three hours.

I: But I don´t care. It´s my parents that are giving me the money and I don´t have to buy food and that kind of boring stuff.
Stranger: But if they give you money, then you could think about spending them wisely so it goes further. Haha I don´t want you to feel I´m lecturing you, but just some friendly advice.
I: Hmm...it´s Christmas, I can save the world later...

I: I don´t get polo. It looks boring.
Stranger: It´s like floorball but on horses.

I: Hey, my teacher said that there is no word for the opposite to recession. Can you think of any? He said "good times".
Stranger: Surplus economy?
I: Is it commonly used?
Stranger: Go for good times...

Stranger: Ok, well, great chatting with you and I wish you all the very best and good luck in all you do! Wishing you a merry Christmas and a happy new year too!
I: Everything you just said, I...hmm...say to you too :D